First Kid: I just brought a skunk into my house. I’m keeping him with my dirty laundry under my bed. Second Kid: What about the smell?

First Kid: He’ll have to get used to it like I did.

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What do you call a cat that loves to sing?

What do you call a cat that loves to sing? A meow-sician!

2. What's the difference between an Indian and African elephant?

One of them is not an elephant.

3. Revenge is a dish best served cold..

Gluttony, on the other hand, tastes better when it's served in a garlic white wine sauce garnished with fried capers.

4. My dumb Germam mate.

My German mate isn't the brightest. I asked him if he knew what number comes after 8. He said no.

5. I made some shoes out of money

Cashews

6. We had to assemble a skeleton in science class today. I hid the arm bone

No one found that humerus

7. I think we should bring the penny back.

**It just makes cents** *I live in Canada*

8. What do you call it when a woman gets pregnant after a tubal ligation?

*loophole*

9. I used to be quite handy with a bike…

and then I realised the pedals are for your feet.

10. A dad and four of his asthmatic friends started a band?

They called themselves The Weezers

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